Ways To Drive Itachi Nuts*~WAYS TO DRIVE ITACHI NUTS~*Ways To Drive Itachi Nuts by xsasoxdeix
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1.) Address him as Weasel or Sir Weasel
2.) Steal his purple nail polish and replace it with red nail polish
3.) Read a yaoi story about him, out loud, in front of him...and the other akatsuki members.
4.) Hide cameras in his room to watch his nightly activities
5.) If you run out of tape, record over it with one of Peins videos. Then blame Itachi.
6.) Tell Itachi, Deidara is naked in the swimming pool waiting for him, when actually Hidan and Kakuzu are screwing each other there.
7.) Tell him you found his long lost brother. *holds up a weasel*
8.) If he says that is not his brother, correct yourself and say, Oh, my mistake. Its your mom.
9.) Proceed to run away. If you are too slow, bring out a mirror and show it infront of his face. Hopefully, he will be stopped by his beauty or he might accidentally sharingan himself >.> (not my fault)
10.) Tape pictures of Deidaras face on top of naked men bodies the
60 Ways to piss off Itachi60 ways to piss off Itachi Uchiha60 Ways to piss off Itachi by yanzmachine
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(a.k.a. 60 ways to get a slow painful death)
1. Walk up to him and say, "Hi!"
2. Ask him why he didn't kill Sasuke and keep asking, "Why?" over and over again
3. Drop a pail of chile/sour cream (mixed) on him
4. Stare at him for no reason
5.Point to a part of your face, keep telling him he's got something "rrrriiiiggghhhttt there, no here, no HERE, here damn it! I GIVE UP!" and stomp out madly
6. Steal his nail polish and tell him Orochimaru took it
7. Trick him into swearing that he will never kill again--
8.--when (if!) you do show Sasuke where Itachi is hiding (at the time)
9. Make Kisame raise his hand and say with an austrilian accent, "I am a nice shark, not a mindless eatin' machine, fish are friends, not food" and try to get Itachi to do the same
10. Look at his nails, scream, "BLOODY MURDER!" and pretend to faint
11. Ask him where he got his nail polish
12. When he falls asleep steal his clothes--
13.-- and paint his nails pink color